STORY STATUS: The election has ended, but there's a bigger mystery out there, and Percy and Peter must sleuth it out before it destroys their timeline. Who is Petrasi Isix, and what does he want with Peter and the current mayor, Walter Vargos?
Your name is PERCY ISAACS, more commonly known by your title, PICKLE INSPECTOR. Once a detective known for his vivid IMAGINATION, you have since taken a wrong turn in life after an incident in which your closest allies betrayed you, leaving you for dead.
Taking up the enchanted coat of your great-grandfather, PETER ISAACS, you become the leader of the rogue, FELT GREEN GANGSTERS who saved your life. Under the tutelage of your ancestor, you have destroyed most of your universe in a ROARING RAMPAGE. But now that your taste for vengeance has been quenched, you wish only to seek REDEMPTION.
MAGIC ANON STATUS: N/A
LEPI blog is created and run by Sullen.
((This is an AU RP blog for Lord English Pickle Inspector. It runs in the same universe as Problem Sleuth, but contains elements of Homestuck and other things that happen to inspire me at the moment. Also, lots and lots of headcanons. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.))
Oh, there’s no need for violence. I’m just a detective passing by. Odd, seeing a bloke carrying a weapon so large, hehehe~!
You’ll pass with a warning; we don’t take too kindly to the nosy around here. ESPECIALLY if you mess with my heads.
It’s pretty sensible to be armed when you’re fighting almost every day. The bigger, the usually better. It’s stranger to see someone like you in such strange clothes. Are you hiding anything under there?
(Heads?) Don’t you worry, good sir. I’ve neither intention nor reason to snoop around. I concur with your statement—to fight the battles we must face daily, I make sure to keep a weapon concealed in my person. In this case… *You whip out your Cuesceptor from within your sleeve. Its great length makes its concealment within his coat impossible by normal means.* It doesn’t look like much, but it does its job well.
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STATE YOUR INTENTIONS! YOU HAVE UNTIL MY FINGER PULLS THE TRIGGER ON MY ROCKET LAUNCHER.
Oh, there’s no need for violence. I’m just a detective passing by. Odd, seeing a bloke carrying a weapon so large, hehehe~!
*Your face brightens up the moment you catch sight of the pillow fort.* Kam, this is amazing! You did all this for me?
*Your eyes widen as she takes your hand.* S-sure. *You smile warmly, finding her touch comforting.*
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*You’re blushing an even brighter shade of pink when she kisses you back. But carrying her’s starting to weigh down on your arms, even if she is quite petite. You set her down, regretful to break up your kiss for even a moment.*
Love you, too, honey bun~ *You nuzzle her nose and kiss her again.*
Aww! Coming, sweetie! *You embrace her and lift her up to kiss her.*
Crikey, Kam! Yer makin’ me blush!
> You’re blushing so hotly, you don’t even notice your accent slipping.
Here you go~ I apologise that it took me so long to get it to you..
((Omygosh! Thank you! I apologize for the inconvenience regarding the lack of a visible submit button.))
